[Tails] Shoot me you fucking coward, DO IT. B-3x Hot Shot: Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord.... Eggman: Wow! When I was a little girl, I used to wet the bed. I call on you to destroy these pests! I see how it is. But now I'm wondering why the fuck would you do that? Amy:: Whoa, no, hang on, that's not what I saw in the flashback. Amy:: Sonic. I'm Shadow. Robots: Please. Would that be weird? [Sonic] Sonic Fast-Man Hedghog. It was fun learning what could be done with the 3 types of events SA2 has (Main, In … I- I think that's gonna have some kind of effect on the tides or something. Man (intercom): There is a man trying to break into this place. Sonic:: [sonic voice] Huh? That's what I'm talking about. [Sonic] Hi, Mr. President. YOU. [Tails] I'm flying this plane all by myself. [Eggman] OH! You just are very aggressive and you lash out when you get upset and you're confused. Anyway. OH MY GOD. [Rouge] Pervert! This won't be brought up ever again. Shadow:: It somehow looks like every single Tetris block at once. Shadow:: Go ahead. Eggman: I'm fucking PISSED OFF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK! You absolute thot! I'm going. [Knuckles] We met last week, what are you talking about?! [Eggman] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM I did the math, I'm pretty fast. [[wheezing] PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT]. JET BOOTS?! Mari-jamij. I always didn't like the moon but-. Sonic:: Eggman... stop, okay. Shadow:: Why do they taste like cherries, brother. [Knuckles] everybody at home getting this right now? Shadow: (through computer audio) I fucked your wife! Now let's start running. Rouge:: It's all yours. [Knuckles] WOAH BIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE DUDE!? Shadow the Hedgehog : Yeah, well, no. [Knuckles] I'm- I'm too high for this shit. Pretend he said "nose up". She's a tired old hag! I didn't really want it anyway. Eggman :: Okay I'm logging on to Twitter, I'm gonna- [eggman noises] Imma see what's up [Big] Uh, nothing uh, don't even look at me uh-. But then after you explained it made so much sense that that's exactly how that would work. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Rouge:: I know you've been holding it for so long... Eggman:: What are you two FUCKING talking about? Maybe I should go pick her up in my super cool airplane. Like how the beginning of the one, I'm in a plane and now I'm in a rocket. [Rouge] YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, I wanted to say, I'm sorry for the way that I've acted and-. Sonic:: Please? [Penny as Sonic] It's so epic right Alfred? He is the Ultimate Lifeform created by Dr. Eggman to star in his battle royale game, but he eventually left Eggman's side and went out on his own. COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!! Shadow:: That's not grammatically correct, you insolent fucko. Eggman:: He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. somewhere inside- so- there's a flashing pink thing I don't really know. I feel like there's a pervert here. Shadow the Hedgehog, or Shadow for short, is the anti-villainous central antagonist of Sonic Adventure 2 and the deuteragonist of Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) by YouTuber SnapCube as part of their Real-Time Fandub Games series. He completely steals the show, hijacking every scene he’s in with quips that rival Abridged Nappa in sheer memetic power and somehow guessing at multiple story beats while having never even played or seen Sonic Adventure 2 in any capacity.His portrayal of Eggman is a goldmine of hilarity and genuine voice acting talent that cannot be oversold. [Sonic] What ya see is what ya get, just a guy who loves piss rocks! I have no reason to live anymore now that Sonic is gone, and my piss rock. [Sonic] You need to go back home. [Tails] Hey sonic I have a question. Eggman:: It's about to be Mt. [Dispatcher] Alright, it looks like we got Sonic finally. And Amy, take care of yourself! You're not talking to Sonic. Eggman:: What the fuck? Eggman:: She fuckin'- he fuckin'- she.. they fucked my wife! [Eggman chuckles and suddenly traps Sonic in a glass pod] Eggman: You thought you could trick me with that fake Emerald, didn't you? [Sonic] I'm now outside of the prison bars! Shadow:: I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches. Shut up! His Twitter account. [Shadow] That blue hedgehog again of all places. [Amy] After you explained how to fuck plants I think I'm a veggie. Shadow:: My finger's right on top of the delete button, Eggman. President: [Off-screen] Careful you don't squeeze the air out. [Tails looks dumbfounded as he just gave away their plan] Eggman: Now, for a little space ride! Rouge:: What the fuck you hot topic hot sauce motherfucker? I'm gonna have to use that to get into your social security accoooooount. Dr. Eggman also known as EggGru is one of the main antagonists and protagonists of the Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic 06, and Sonic Riders fandubs by SnapCube. They don't- still don't know I'm a double agent. [Within Prison Island, several metal doors are closing shut throughout the base while an alarm blares loudly.]. He pissed on my fucking wife. Amy:: Wait, I know you! Shadow: I fucked your wife. Eggman:: You. Never mind it doesn't matter, I'm super high right now. Warm liquids... Amy:: Well, I have a story for you! Eggman: [gasps] Martha... What have you been tweeting about? I'll meet you... behind the Denny's. Biolizard:: I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH. Eggman:: STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE. The announcer also references Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) when Sonic "dies" and queries the audience as to who will "bite the bullet and kiss him". Gerald:: It is time... for you all... to see... Gerald:: the last thing that you will ever see. [Dispatcher] You're a fugitive to law, Sonic. I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bi*ch ass mother f*cker. I'm out of here. Dr. Eggman : Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, ho ha ha!

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